Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED


That’s the number of arrest warrants issued in Ferguson last year for nonviolent crimes. Compare that to the population of 21,135 people.

Ferguson is making bank off its own citizens

(via micdotcom)

"White citizens were stopped less than 13% of the time despite making up 29% of the population"

At some point I’ll stop talking about Ferguson. Today is not that day.

(via tinyhousedarling)


Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 


how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u



chilling out after class. this group of nerd boys sitting at a table near me have some achingly bad opinions concerning game of thrones


yea of course y’all fuckers only care about tyrion and think that shae and cersei are Total Bitches what was i expecting 


u come into my house. u disrespect cersei lannister. in my house, on the day of my daughter’s wedding 


i just heard them mention theon and “had it coming, honestly” in the same sentence. i know exactly where this conversation’s going and i’m gonna leave before i try to start a fight with a bunch of white dudes in faded graphic tees


Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit


dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!


oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents


Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question



When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars



I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC, especially black people. Isn’t that something?


I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then


you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk


you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

Flag Counter