faithbeforefear:

NEENER NEENER.

theanti90smovement:

people get angrier about their tax money going towards helping people than it going towards killing people 

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

anintricatemess:

If you have Drum Major problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and the trumpets are all of them.

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

"Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup."

Pottermore

Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

(via belldam)

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

residentgoodgirl:

I wouldn’t mind most dating preferences based on race and ethnicity if they weren’t offensive

But 99.9% of times, when people say “I don’t date men/women of x race, it’s just a preference”, their justification is rooted in harmful stereotypes

And it sucks because you wanna give them the benefit of the doubt

But then, inevitably, someone will ask them why they don’t do date that specific race, and they always reveal themselves and spew out a bunch of racist bullshit

"I only date latinas because they’re motherly by nature"
"I only date white men because they treat me better"
“I have a thing for asian women because they’re sweet and docile”
"I don’t date black women because they’re loud and don’t like intelligent men. they only like thugs"

mnrva:

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

nathanael-platier:

HEY LISTEN!!

FAIRY THEME REMIX FROM ZELDA!!! WOOT! 

Keep listening for a bit because each repeat adds a new part to it. It took forever to figure out the boys choir but i think it sounds nice :3

I thought I’d upload a slightly older song.

If you enjoyed please tell me what you think.

urhajos:

Textile collages by Sophie Standing

leonardmemeoy:

SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD

leonardmemeoy:

SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD

sonianeverland:

~*using suicide threats to get what you want out of people is emotional manipulation and makes you a really bad person*~

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